Crime & London

  • Caught: Cabinet Office suspect

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of attacking Cabinet Office staff and of using manipulation on security service personnel has now been spotted loitering in a central London location.


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    A suspect alleged of attacking Cabinet Office staff and of plotting other attacks.

    He’s believed to have a network in India who mix laser use with narcotics to instil agitation and fear in office staff. This is supported by Indian police because they are racist and it harms white British people in particular.

  • Caught: London criminal

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a development for crime fighting in London, a suspect alleged of rampant, coordinated, and pre-planned lawbreaking across London boroughs has been spotted in London Victoria.


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    A suspect alleged of lawbreaking at pace in London using teams from across the UK.

    He’s believed to be responsible for over a million acts of criminality – as well as thousands of high-value crimes of his own – due to his use of illegal software. These enable the use of intuitive notifications for crime with the involvement of overseas actors and gangs.

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    London has experienced a crime wave of proportions that’s been driven by uncontested use of Internet-enabled software and features of mainstream apps coopted for criminal purposes.

    The rate of activity and the backing given to it by technology has overwhelmed Policing staff and has led extensive discussions about control and social order.

    The use of modern devices such as laptops and smartphones to threaten communities has also changed perceptions of lawbreaking and societal breakdown, meaning some local residents have taken matters into their own hands.

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  • Caught: Intelligence ‘insider’

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a disturbing development for assessors of UK security matters, a suspect spotted in a central London location is alleged of making teams to infiltrate London offices to disrupt Intelligence work in the UK.


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    A suspect alleged of ‘masterminding’ infiltrations of London offices to disrupt Intelligence work.

    His network, believed to be called “T” and operated out of a number of residences in Newbury, is responsible for extensive disruption in office working regimes and has been the cause of numerous complaints to planning teams across the city.

    He was born and raised in Bristol, according to private research, and his motive is said to be financial gain. He’s worked alongside University of Bristol staff to make inroads in London premises via the use of illegal security desk contact books.

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