Crime

  • Caught: Protest agitator

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of manipulating booking records to advantage protest organisers has now been identified as a Civil Service worker.

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    A suspect alleged of extensive involvement of the mismanagement of protest in the UK.

    She’s said to have held short intern positions in many Government departments, with a view to fielding work in the Home Office for a longterm position.

    However, her efforts to disrupt Policing and also record keeping internally has worried senior staff. It’s led to calls to quit, but also for a more formal investigation into her motive for doing so.

  • Exclusive: Aid abuse criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of participation in humanitarian aid racketeering – including laundering financial donations for money laundering purposes – has now been spotted in a public place.

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    A suspect alleged of extensive humanitarian aid abuse at many locations across the world.

    The extent of his crimes is undisclosed in parts because it includes lesser known humanitarian aid missions, but many of the publicly known crises are a draw for criminals such as him, as they provide opportunities by operational vulnerabilities.

    The suspect is also said to be the father of Tommy Robinson, although it’s not known if their activities are really connected. The link is made by contact the suspect is alleged to have made with Robinson, as well as being seen at family gatherings.

  • Exclusive: Downing Street chaos

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a further blow to confidence in UK politics at its pinnacle, a Downing Street staffer responsible for chaos at the heart of its institution, and an ex-staffer alleged to still haunt the steps of the famous black door, have both now been spotted in a further conspiracy of their crime.

    According to sources, the pair (pictured) are believed to be planning a further engagement of their crime of mismanagement and forced errors against the administrative side of the renowned offices, upsetting those that maintain it and providing further opportunity for corrupt intrusions at the top.

    Radio silence within

    In investigating the mysterious circumstances surrounding the problem, disgruntled staff have said their concerns have been overlooked for many years, and there’s a belief that the suspects are guilty of trespass in official realms for much longer than initially thought.

    The evidence has been around for some time, but either because of misunderstanding or the complexities of the issue, many approaches by administrative staff have not been handled appropriately by managers, and their logs haven’t resolved the matter.

    Petty handling

    One unnamed source has said “It’s an absolutely chaotic place”. Further, another has divulged, “No one goes in there”. Finally, one upset staff member said, “I don’t like it anymore”, in reference to a position held in its close confines.

    These comments suggest a deep antipathy to reassurances that have not been followed up with adequate outcomes, and there is a compelling need to now open up the matter to a proper review, to allow scrutiny of any malpractice and to acknowledge its effects on all staff.

  • Caught: Street harasser

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a prolific street harasser alleged of planning strategic acts of intimidation and violence against random people has now been spotted.

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    A suspect alleged of running cycles of harassment in cities across Europe, but particularly in London.

    The suspect is believed to own “VLOG.COM”, a sticker and website campaign. He uses it to dismiss litigation, claiming it has Journalistic value. It’s in fact a “Stress Point”, a technique used by criminals to stage a false argument that is a basis of harassing interactions.

  • Call for information: UK detractor

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a detractor alleged to have passed out sensitive Government information for over twenty years using GCHQ insiders has now been spotted.

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    A suspect in deep infiltration efforts and documentation scavenging seen here in Waterloo Station, London.

    He’s believed to have deep contacts inside Russia, and is also a key player in detractor circles in Europe. His identity is difficult to ascertain, but due to clandestine operations to interview known relatives, his activities have been well-documented.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Exclusive: “Domain 10” crime group

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, all ten members of “Domain 10” – a secretive crime group believed to antagonise IT staff and systems in central government, and beyond – have now all been spotted.

    It’s believed the suspects have accessed highly sensitive sites in London to cause disturbance, and to threaten harm. The purpose is said to be finance-related but it has also been used for manipulation to leverage access to meetings.

  • Exclusive: “Five Eyes” Mossad linkup

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Mossad agent hired by the secretive “Five Eyes” European spying service to surveil UK citizens on a hostile basis has now been spotted in central London.

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    A suspect in clandestine activity led by European powers behind the “Five Eyes” spying operation.

    It’s believed European powers are seeking to manipulate post-Brexit realities to steal intellectual property – and even take human assets – in the UK to use for their own national purpose and prosperity.

  • Exclusive: Mayor Burnham caught out

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a disturbing development for devolved politics in the UK, Mayor Burnham is now implicated in a car theft sting operation that has been underway in London and across the South East, led by Police but also the National Crime Agency.

    His part to play is said to stretch back to his days as an MP, and also extends through his official appointments, and even into his role as Mayor of Greater Manchester. He’s believed to be classified as a career criminal, albeit some investigations are still pending and this cannot be confirmed.

    The flashpoint in this investigation has been a sighting of Mayor Burnham in a car (pictured) with a known accomplice, in an apparent rendezvous outside a cafe in which a further accomplice to the crime had been meeting with a known car jacker. This thief is prolific in the East of London.

    A further suspected accomplice
    A further suspected accomplice (right) of Mayor Burnham sat with a car jacker (left) prolific in the East of London.

    The circumstances confirm reports that he has previously frequented crime hotspots in the capital to support his bid to takeover some crime routes in Manchester, but also further North to support his “investment” in the racket that has engulfed some communities in misery, and led to internal investigations in car companies such as sales forecourts.

    Mayor Burnham has been a figurehead of devolved politics in England ever since his election to the Mayoralty of Manchester, and had been a key player in the national Labour party up until a recent internal vote blocked him from standing in a by-election. It’s believed he’s being sidelined because of his criminal activity.

  • World exclusive: Hamas founder

    In a world exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect believed to be the founder of Hamas – a terror group committed to the destruction of Jewish communities and of Israel itself – has been spotted in a central London location.

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    A suspect alleged to be the founder of Hamas caught on camera in a central London location.

    It’s believed the individual has been able to network in the city due his perceived importance, and the feeling of international notoriety that people have when they’re in close contact with him.

    It has led to deep disturbances in London, in particular by Hamas operatives who have sought to protect his person by making random threats to local residents.

  • Caught: Street activist

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a terror activist alleged of extensive involvement of anti-UK activity including street terror, robbery, and thuggery has now been spotted.

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    A suspect alleged of extremism on UK streets and seeking to cause harm and injury everywhere.

    He’s believed to have links into radical Universities, such as the University of Warwick and Durham University, which academic leaders have used to distribute extremist content and talking points to engineer further activity.

    He’s believed to be implicitly mentally unstable, and inherently prone to indoctrination.

  • Caught: “Declassified UK” founder

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a prolific and notorious activist alleged to have spent a period antagonising key Parliamentary staff – and held to be the real founder of the activist group “Declassified UK” – has now been spotted in London.

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    A suspect alleged of unlawful use of public information and of weaponising access to key members of Parliamentary staff.

    He’s believed to have deep contacts in the UK that help him to cause disruption. It’s believed his material is based on publicly available information, but it’s used without official permission.

  • Call for information: Defence analyst

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a defence analyst alleged of seeking to pass off operational secrets about Defence Intelligence corporate structure and activities has now been spotted in a public place in central London.

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    A suspect alleged of seeking to pass off sensitive and mission-critical information to criminals.

    It’s believed the unnamed individual had been seeking to ‘map’ or plot routes for criminals to use in preparation for pickups of information and media and material related to Defence Intelligence projects in the UK.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Caught: Intelligence antagonist

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of conspiring with MP’s to dismantle the United Kingdom by attacking Intelligence activity has now been spotted in a public place.

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    A suspect alleged of interference in Intelligence activities in the UK at large.

    He’s accused of being a threat to public safety, and has been found with various homemade weapons on his person before.

    However, legal defence efforts led by some MP’s has meant legitimate and genuine Police investigations have been frustrated.

  • Caught: Dover Crossings antagonist

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal antagonist alleged to have aided Sarah Kaplan to make it into the UK despite deportation orders has now been spotted in central London.

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    A suspect alleged of aiding small boats criminal Sarah Kaplan by providing UK entry opportunities.

    He’s believed to show aggressive tendencies, and uses tactics consistent with military training. He has knowledge of illegal security rackets connected to mining, and links to rogue African leaders.

  • Caught: “The National” agitator

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a known agitator and provocateur said to be active in both Scotland and England has now been spotted.

    He’s alleged of antagonising political issues with people in person. This means he makes approaches to random strangers and tries to engage them in debate in order to then further harass them.

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    A suspect alleged of making random approaches in public to incite distress and cause harm.

    It’s believed he’s also cold stepped Journalist’s in Scotland outside their own homes. This has led to threats of distress and also potential physical assault.

    It’s believed the suspect is known to senior Officers, but a lack of information had led to shortcomings in investigations and further attempts to prosecute.

    According to one New Scotland Yard source, he reads radical material to do what he does, because it “makes him feel like he can”. It’s believed to include titles like The National, Morning Star, and other affiliated online newsletters.