Health

  • UK seeks to clear dental backlog

    In an extraordinary turn of events, a near twenty year nationwide wait for dental appointments is coming to an end following an extensive campaign by UK authorities to find the people responsible for using private dental software to conflict with digital security systems across the UK.

    The extensive suffering resultant out of this period of time has disrupted the lives of literally millions of people. A fecklessness in communication and in particular a hatred for humanity from the outgoing Director General of GCHQ has exacerbated the matter.

  • Welfare call: Pretend spy

    In a general welfare call, a young person pretending to be the head of an Intelligence agency was spotted in Reading Station yesterday.

    Any information relating to this individual is helpful. It should be passed onto a relevant public body for analysis, and care.

  • Caught: Inhumane criminal

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect believed to be related to Mark Gurman – a prominent Bloomberg pundit and alleged criminal agitator – and alleged of acts of inhumanity has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect alleged of serious crimes against humanity in Europe and elsewhere spotted here in a central Reading location.

    He’s alleged to have contacts in deeply set subterranean and vitriolic crime networks who launch severe attacks on the health of young people, in particular in Europe but also in other parts of the world.