Legal

  • Call for information: MOD “Super Spy”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect believed to act as a “Super Spy” to sabotage legal services has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Revealed: “Law Cavity”

    The type of legal practice in London is predictably highly skilled, and fractious. I’ve heard of disputes that’ve lasted for years. They’re the sort of debates that skilled people find impossible to resolve.

    At the fringe is something called a “Law Cavity”, which is a group of more frivolous legal figures with less credible ways. They conspire over “Problems” by inventing “Projects” involving real people.

    An example is “Westward”. It was an active and often unreasonable “Project” set on testing ordinary watchers of news broadcasts to see if they could do the same type of work by themselves.

    The nature of media is cooperation, but the “Tests” meant victims were denied these opportunities. It meant confrontations, and misunderstandings, were commonplace for the participants.

    As you can imagine, the results were not pretty. Those pushed into it rarely emerged unscathed. The “Cavity”, called “Court of St James”, folded for its extreme apathy over other people’s wellbeing.

  • ICC exposed in Reading, Berkshire

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, activists working on behalf of the International Criminal Court – responsible for an illegal “arrest” warrant against Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu – have been exposed in Reading, Berkshire, following a sting operation.

    The two suspects, called “Holders”, were spotted in a coffee shop, with the intent to meet with other contacts who’ve been spotted in the town before. Their work entails stifling legal representations, and suppressing any who are employed in the work of international law.

  • Legal reforms go ahead

    The government has announced finalized plans for a legal change to resolve a crisis in prison capacity made worse by riots over the summer.

    A key measure is to up the magistrate’s sentencing limit from six to twelve months to free up time in Crown Courts for their complex cases.

    In effect a remand population, standing at 17,000, will be reduced to free up spaces in prisons to also match increases in demand for places.