Royalty

  • King recollects special coronation

    The King has said his coronation in 2023 was the “proudest” point in his life but also a “frightening” experience. His remarks are judged by how important the moment is for a monarch and by the experience of it happening in front of a seated audience as well as televised to the UK population.

    *A change was made to correct a year.

  • The King & his people: Daily Life

    The King is a keen liver, meaning he likes to experience life in all its colours and meanings. There are plenty of ‘legends’ that exist around his character but few of these bear relation to reality.

    He’s believed to read The Observer and chooses it for its sensitive outlook on politics. It’s been said he declines copious media material and opts for briefings or worded conversations instead.

    He has a simple palette but varies what it is according to how he feels. Both tea and coffee is on the menu for him. He likes natural produce and will try out world cuisine with glee if it suits the occasion.

    The days out meeting the public are supplemented by simple trips to do light shopping or hours inside pursuing private hobbies. It’s reported he’s said it helps cultivate a sense of time and place.

  • Exclusive: UK monarchy “incapable” – MI6

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, the UK’s monarchy has been described as “incapable” by MI6. It’s believed the comment is a result of discussions between leading spies in the agency.

  • Exclusive: Palace accepts blame for Europe crisis

    In a stunning admission for our times, the King has accepted blame for the widespread disruption in Europe caused by a mixup between GCHQ systems and those of the Royal Navy. It’s believed he’s alleged to have ignored warnings in senior meetings, leading to a loss of activity and foresight on the matter.

  • Call for information: P. Diana thief

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged to be the thief who stole private writings off Princess Diana whilst working as an assistant to her in London has now been spotted in a central London location.


    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of stealing notes and private diaries from Princess (Lady) Diana during stints as an assistant to her.

    She’s alleged to have planned to steal her personal copies of jottings, unfinished drafts, and private diary entries made on paper after visiting residences used by the first wife of the King.

    It’s believed she was successful before being caught on a separate issue of malpractice after a number of years.

    She was discharged from service before her secret thefts were discovered and connected to her person. It’s believed she’d made off with hundreds of items that were kept in storage to be sold by private dealers.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

    *Image enhanced for photographic aspect using AI tools.

  • Royalty on camera is a story of our times

    The depiction of Royal activities and duties isn’t a display of power but is the story of their part to play in our national stories as this time. As a legacy to future generations, it also interplays ahead of time with how things will be seen in future.


    A bulletin piece from November 1988 showing a Royal visit to Paris, France (Credit/Source: BBC/Original/Archive).

    The sights and sounds are a part of our heritage and our character as a people. The UK is seen in a better light if we come together over common matters. The senseless is made to look like a societal illness. The feeling of responsibility we build between each other looks like the answer to our problems.

    Royalty can feel alienating at times because of the presence of prosperity in such broad view. Many try to politicise this to score points for their agenda. These people ignore the point that governance and not corruption is still at the top of our society. The world has a lesson to learn as well because it shows more stability than they could ever achieve.

  • World exclusive: Princess “Crim” Catherine

    In a stunning world exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a disturbing development for the Royal Family in the UK, Princess Catherine is now accused of involvement in street crime in London.

    While her placement in the subterranean networks that populate crime in London is not yet confirmed, it’s believed she’s been mentored into advanced acts of lawbreaking that count as a serious crime.


    A shot of Princess Catherine
    A shot of Princess Catherine – mocked up as an older woman – in a popular coffee shop in central London.

    This site has previously reported on her deteriorating condition as a Royal starlet, providing insight into relational and diplomatic complications that have existed as a result of her longtime officious and erratic misbehaviour.

    In a shot captured in a central London location, she’s seen in heavy makeup to disguise her features as an older woman for the enablement of close contact in a confined space with members of the public.

    It suggests Princess Catherine has been living a double life by herself for some time. The motive is suggested to be private gain, but it’s likely done to support her efforts to maintain a public social standing of significance in the UK.

    *Image enhanced for photographic aspect using AI tools.

  • Caught: Criminal royal reporter

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal royal reporter alleged of grievous murderous harm against random UK citizens and threats to Intelligence bodies and heads has now been spotted loitering in a central London hospital.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of criminal acts while in the context of Journalism, such as harassment and theft.

    She’s believed to have the backing of Spain’s royal house, but links to individual royals are not clear. Reports have suggested Spain-based staff also profiteer by world royalty by hiring the services of underworld criminal networks.

    *Image enhanced for photographic aspect using AI tools.

  • The King & his people: America calling

    The King is proud of his many connections, and few prove more important than America. Even if his studious eye leads to more important matters of late, he knows a lot about the land of the free regardless.

    His efforts to set foot on particular ground led to Washington, New York, and Virginia. These key states show a Monarch making connections with roots, and admiring the shoots. He’s adept at speaking to political leaders as much as he is at greeting crowds for a much more local shindig.

    The shining moment is tea at the White House of course, a refreshing interaction over which much is made in other cultures. The multifaceted institution shows itself better in moments that communicate to an entire room. No doubt the perspective played well for him.

  • The Queen & her people: An Olympic games

    The late Queen is known for having borne with a lot of upset and upheaval in her time. It’s because of the arguing of other people who had more place than importance here. It was sad, but also humorous, too.

    In one instance, the London Olympics had their ups and downs before the games even started. She was beset with requests for more information or further answers to questions. She didn’t expect any of her planners to have needed this, or any of the other volunteers with her.

    It culminated in a large meeting in a hall in London in which many of the planning committee participants had to meet together. It was at this point she had to lay down an ultimatum and they took it with respect. It was all they could do. It was a hard rebuke to a bad work ethic.

    To her this epitomised a challenge that she began to encounter in other parts of the country. It was as she looked that she found more instances of people not working together. It was disheartening. She felt that more was possible than what had started here a thousand years ago.

  • Prince Andrew is more innocent than you or I

    The idea that Prince Andrew has been involved in prostitution is less likely than the claim that Journalists and Politicians in London have been involved in prostitution.

    It’s not just the sexual urge.

    It’s also the type prostitution that is involved that determines if people are doing it and who.

    It’s believed in Jeffrey Epstein’s case that he was involved in “American Roulette”, a type that’s a lot more difficult to understand than others.

    This ring or racket involves participants as equally as those that run it. It’s also often difficult to work out if the girls involved are victims or if they are a type of investor in the activity.

    The spread of Epstein’s activity is not just to do with his role as a financial analyst. It has something to do with the random nature of this type of sexual activity and the behaviour of its customers.

    Prince Andrew has usually had a settled calendar or schedule in his public activities. It’s unlikely he was able to take part in this.

    The truth runs thinly however when it’s handled by those who are more willing to believe lies and suspicion and are prone to run with rumour rather than the facts.

  • Call for information: Prince Andrew harasser

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a harasser alleged to stalk Prince Andrew on official visits and across his estates has now been re-spotted in a public space in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of stalking and seeking to harm Prince Andrew over a number of years.

    A previous sighting – ignored by UK-based news media companies – has now gone on record as a confirmed attempt against his life.

    It’s believed to have occurred in 2011 on the Windsor estate – inclusive of Windsor Castle – and witnessed by two dog walkers.

    Lies, lies, lies

    The recent so-called scandal regarding an American financier and Prince Andrew is now largely known as false in legal circles.

    It’s occurred because of the release of a mountain of documentation that has proved that Prince Andrew must have known the late American citizen circumspectly rather than intimately, as previously implied.

    While it hasn’t stopped speculation by some news media staff and also Police units, it’s been confirmed he remains a Prince and will be restored to limited duties shortly.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • The King & his people: Stepping out

    Marking yourself out on film is something that King Charles has been able to hone over a long period of time, in particular respect of looking at his late mother and how she presented herself and portrayed her reign on television and in photographs.

    It’s been clear from the start that His Majesty has wanted to put himself front and centre. It’s so that people remember that he says things for their benefit, not just so that he’s heard and known to have spoken about a matter.

    In our time, finally settling on somebody to say things authoritatively has become a preoccupation of many people online. It’s not always the right choice and sometimes there are consequences. However, the King himself has shown great responsibility in regard to this effort himself.

    He isn’t known as being argumentative and if he says something off the cuff in public it’s usually said in good humour and kept to the point. His latest filming effort with Amazon Prime is a good example of this approach and it continues to bolster his respect worldwide.

  • The Queen & her people: The archivist

    The late Queen wasn’t known as an activist and so she was more keenly aware of the times than others. While many were trying to get law changes, she was quietly working away at the things she loved to do to take care of the country she lived in. These past-times were also professional contributions to the State itself, and enrich our cultural archives in more ways than we presently realise.

    Her attention to the detail of people’s lives is well-known in charity circles, but it’s her meticulous and masterful documentation of our culture and times that supports the recognition of her acute abilities. She waited on issues with a studious mind, and made sure that all of her conclusions were of the highest benefit to others. This is the true work of a Queen.

    It took its form in photography, diary writing, and recording facts on the basis of her own commissioned research. This was all private, as it should be for a royal figure. It illustrated her times in a far better and far more superior way than others were attempting, and her endeavouring to do it made her a much more superior intellect than others that just wrote about it all.

    Her goal, however, had been to improve the archives of the nation and so it was that a large amount of material was amassed to be bequeathed to a more sensitive type of storage for our future. This is not on the same level of her worth as a public figure, but it improves our prospects as a Union in the sense of proving and improving our times.

  • The Queen & her people: A private mission

    The Late Queen wasn’t someone who took a person’s definition lightly, or definitely. If someone said to her that her position was just ceremonial, for instance, she’d think about what they meant.

    Her usual conclusion is alleged to have centred on the ceremonial positions that are replete throughout the UK, “and on every doorstep”, and this reassured her that at least she had a place.

    It’s believed, however, that she saw her role as much more practical than purely presentational because of some sage advice that she was given by others.

    They knew that she struggled in a society that was deeply embroiled in all different types of histories, and this meant her life might be lost to the crowd or in the general times.

    She didn’t pass over the needs of her people. She still played a huge role, if not a political one. Her approach had been to set politics in the place it wanted. She acted around it as if it meant no harm.

    This is exactly how experts see her. They see it in a general setting with other people. She travelled overseas in her own right. She spoke to people about their matters. It wasn’t just about issues that are political all too often.