Security Services

  • Exclusive: MI6 head is a Labour activist

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, an attempted infiltration of MI6 by Labour activists has been stopped.

    It’s believed it’s new head, due to start later in the year, is also a Labour party activist.

    The attempt is one of many made in recent years.

    It has destabilising effects.

    It’s an affront to national security. It’s also an attack on international security.

    It’s guided by insiders of the Labour party. It’s meant to maximise its chances in government.

    It’s an illegal act. It has civil penalties attached to its existence.

  • Caught: MI5 staff’s “Dissident Leader”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a so-called “Dissident Leader” of MI5 staff who defect while working for it has been spotted online.

    “Dissident Leader” of MI5 dropouts

    He’s alleged to play a role in getting staff to dislike their colleagues. This is then used for “Bridge-building” exercises outside of work.

  • World exclusive: Leader of FSB

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a suspect believed to be Putin’s leader of the FSB has been spotted.

    He’s believed to have stayed in Reading, Berkshire on a number of occasions. He uses it as a covert base while in the UK.

  • Exclusive: Druid takeover at MI5

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, information has been passed to this site regarding a possible Druid takeover of MI5. It’s believed the King’s eclectic interests have led to specific groups being given control of key state apparatus.

    More soon…

  • Caught: Spy dropout

    In a previous post, a spy formerly associated with her country of birth was pictured alongside an associate.

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, the female suspect was seen today loitering on Westminster Bridge, in central London.

    She’s alleged to take part in countersurveillance activities, sabotage, and spying for private clients. It’s important it’s sussed out.

  • US secures election

    The US Secret Service have said the counting and certification of electoral votes on 6 Jan next year will be a National Special Security Event. It will be as secure as the Presidential Inauguration.

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    The chaotic scenes on 6 Jan 2021 are said to have inspired the new measure. The aim is to secure Washington DC in the event of a disturbance following this year’s election.

  • Win: King’s security chief

    In a stunning result, ConservativeNewsSite.com can report the King’s chief of security has been recovered after being held against his will.

    The exact terms of his confinement are classified, since they do not relate to physical treatment. He was seen resuming his usual activities in London earlier today.