Staffing

  • The UK lives in chaos

    The truth about Whitehall is that it’s a lousy place compared to many other working environments in London, and in the UK at large. I’ve met hundreds of senior professionals that have struggled with its low quality of output.

    It feels to some like the booking software used by most of the offices there is glitchy most of the time. Also, the staff aren’t known for their general attentiveness to requests or their awareness of basic government protocols.

    The MOD building near its edge is a particular site of concern. It’s been known for systems deleting key files at random; people being left without pay since day one; and matters like food and IT systems not being looked at periodically.

    The straits many high level officials have been through have led to some committing suicide, others ending up in hospital, and still more leaving to find other work to do. It’s happened during some of the UK’s most pressured moments of late.

  • Exclusive: Parliamentary staffing disarray

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, it’s believed staffing arrangements in Parliament have broken down. This is due to expired staff contracts still being used to prolong employment. It’s said staff are feeing “exasperated” by the ongoing disarray in simple movements of people.

  • Caught: MI5 agitator

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a career criminal with a history of attacking workplace managers and other staff has been spotted in the Mayfair area of central London.

    He’s alleged to have planned to infiltrate UK news outlets, in order to then disrupt MI5 operations in London, known as a “Lame Duck” operation, or “Subterfuge” against the state.

  • What’s going on in Whitehall?

    It’s long been suspected military top brass in the UK have been abusing their positions. The disarray at the heart of the Civil Service is one indication that top staff are confused, if not disordered in their conduct.

    This doesn’t usually happen, and it’s amiss when it’s just about everywhere you go. There are career individuals who are struggling to make connections in Whitehall where bad advice still exists.

    In an example, a man was spotted yesterday loitering outside the gates to Downing Street. This suspect is reported to be a meddler in state affairs, even to a point of interrupting Foreign Office meetings.

    A man seen in the centre, a notorious troublemaker by reports.

    He’s extremely opinionated, a lot like the other troublemakers in Whitehall who’ve stuck around for a long time. They’re easy to spot, but governments come and go and they do nothing. It’s as if trouble is work.

    The reason for military top brass being suspected also is the widespread abuse of power even low level staff can exercise. They feel they can reorganise. They feel they’ve got more responsibility than is usual.

    The general feeling is that military brass can spread a sort of confusion at a rate and distance that staff can’t. It’s the command structure that gives added weight to a person’s words over a particular course of action.

    The rumours of discontent from the army itself are disconcerting, and beginning to leak out. There’s a belief top staff don’t do what they’re asked, or what they need to do. They’re called “shop staff” at times.

    The recruitment of civilian workers is a frequent sticking point for those who criticise the army. They don’t see the need for secular employment in a military construct. It makes the service seem like work to some.