Wellbeing

  • Caught: Inhumane criminal

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect believed to be related to Mark Gurman – a prominent Bloomberg pundit and alleged criminal agitator – and alleged of acts of inhumanity has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect alleged of serious crimes against humanity in Europe and elsewhere spotted here in a central Reading location.

    He’s alleged to have contacts in deeply set subterranean and vitriolic crime networks who launch severe attacks on the health of young people, in particular in Europe but also in other parts of the world.

  • Welfare call: Distressed male

    A sexually distressed male was seen chasing a female shopper in a Tesco supermarket in Reading West earlier this evening.

    Any information relating to this individual is helpful. It should be passed onto a relevant public body for analysis, and care.

  • Life is a story of how it doesn’t work

    The UK is a fraught place. We have fears over a lot of things. Every day stories emerge of it going badly wrong. For some of us this only confirms our worst fears. It highlights the fragility of life.

    A ‘Lime’ bike lying in a London river.

    The stocks go down. The bottom line takes a beating. The investment proposal is sunk. The bank transfer doesn’t come through. The pay isn’t as good as we hoped. They’re just some of our anxieties.

  • Welfare call: Mentally ill driver

    In a general welfare call, a member of the public claiming to be an MI5 Agent has been spotted in Reading driving.

    Any information relating to this individual is helpful. It should be passed onto a relevant public body for analysis, and care.

  • Welfare call: Evasive suspect

    A person matching the profile of a suspect in an attempt on the life of former Prime Minister Theresa May was spotted in Reading today.

    Any information relating to this individual is helpful. It should be passed onto a relevant public body for analysis, and care.

  • Welfare call: Two persons, Paddington Station

    In a general welfare call, two young people were seen exiting Paddington Station, London last evening in a hurry. Their appearance suggested psychological distress.

    Any information relating to these two is helpful. It should be passed onto a relevant public body for analysis, and care.