In a startling discovery, it can be revealed The New York Times has long been intent on stealing from young people in the UK.
It only emerged late this evening that a team of disparate reporters from the newspaper arrived in a nondescript town in England to begin their operation.
It transpired some time ago that communications had been made to “bring over” a team from New York to organise the operation but it was felt a team from Ireland would suffice.
It appears a lot may have gone amiss, but most of the plans were abandoned before it was disbanded with today.