English Royal Family

  • The King & his people: A rain-soaked coronation

    King Charles was crowned on 6 May 2023 in London. It was a profound affair inside, but quiet outside. A quick walk around the city revealed less enthusiasm than late on a Friday night.

    I saw a few crowds, but none of the ‘pomp and circumstance’ people say there is. Perhaps I was amiss, but I went to all the right places. A wedding was even taking place. A couple posed for a selfie on the steps of St Paul’s Cathedral.

    It was odd to see. The history-making moment just miles away being trounced by a couple spending their nuptial hours in our capital. It’s a strange world, isn’t it?

  • Prince William said to be in love

    Prince William is said to have found a new partner. This is according to private Royal sources. They’ve said privacy is important at the present time.

    It’s not understood if a divorce settlement has been reached. It’s believed this type of discussion is a routine.

  • Royal update: Princess edged out

    In an exclusive update for ConservativeNewsSite.com, Princess Catherine is said to be edged out of key discussions.

    It’s due to prior misgivings, but also important changes due in the near term.

  • Prince William’s shadow

    The rise of a Prince is not said to be famous. If he’s not immediately next, we’re going to see a lot that isn’t of his making. It makes it difficult to separate fact from fiction.

    The fated ways of Royalty here in the UK means we’re given stories to tell along the way. The greater the King is, the less a Prince is here.

    However, it’s different with Prince William as he’s already been seen to do a lot by himself. In the absence of his mother, the links to his father are fewer than usual.

  • Duchy unoriginals

    The star the show, Meghan Markle, has made her own Netflix docuseries. Although it has a special type of Stepford charm, it’s predictably unoriginal.

    If home cookery were ever interesting just because, it’d be all over television. The tastes on offer are bland, and it lacks sufficient context.

  • Caught: QE2 harassers

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a trio of activists who harassed Queen Elizabeth 2 have been spotted.

    They were seen loitering at a Remembrance event in London yesterday, attended by senior Royalty and public figures.

  • Harry, the jet-setter

    Prince Harry has been in and out of the UK. He’s attended a funeral, visited a charity, and continued his legal case. It’s nice to think the Prince can be more mobile, considering his quick exit and security troubles.

    All told he’s still alive (phew), and all being well he’ll make it through another year. He’s a canny lad with an eye for opportunities as well as mischief. A few bad headlines may remedy any good press.

  • World exclusive: Royal abductor

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a suspect in the alleged plot to kidnap Princess Charlotte has been seen.

    The suspect was spotted in a car on a road in Berkshire. It’s also the same place alleged to be implicated in the plot on the young royal.

  • Royal escort scandal

    In a world exclusive, ConservativeNewsSite.com reveals an escort scandal at the heart of English royalty.

    Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle, was sighted today making contact with a representative for a London escort service.

    It’s believed she began working for the service before she met Prince Harry, and suggests their marital union is fraudulent.

  • Royal popularity stakes

    The popularity of the monarchy is often under review by the nation’s pundits and naysayer’s in writing. It seems less apt to do it nearer to official occasions but more so in-between.

    In line with this privilege perhaps a review is now necessary.

    According to a poll by YouGov conducted earlier in January, the results are a mixed bag. In general, 70% of Tories and 52% of Lib Dems prefer a monarchy over an elected head of state. In contrast Labour voters tend to think the opposite with 47% preferring a head of state.

    The fact there is now a Labour government makes this precarious.

    In the “don’t know” category there is equally less to worry about for Tory and Lib Dem voters because 14% are not sure. However, the Labour camp have a sizeable 24% who can’t decided either way.

    In total, 71% of Labour voters see the monarchy as an uncertain thing.

  • World exclusive: Royal kidnapper

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, it can be reported a royal kidnapper has been located.

    The suspect is alleged to have taken Princess Charlotte, a junior member of the Royal Family, on a number of occasions.