English Royalty

  • Prince William said to be in love

    Prince William is said to have found a new partner. This is according to private Royal sources. They’ve said privacy is important at the present time.

    It’s not understood if a divorce settlement has been reached. It’s believed this type of discussion is a routine.

  • World exclusive: Princess Catherine spotted

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, Princess Catherine was spotted yesterday loitering on a park bench in Reading, Berkshire.

    It’s believed she was waiting for another secret lover of unknown identity. The sighting further confirms suspicions she’s leaving the Royal fold for good.

  • P. William divorce rumours increase

    Rumours of a divorce between Prince William and Princess Catherine have increased of late. Many sources believe their union will end soon.

    Watch this space

  • Royal update: Princess edged out

    In an exclusive update for ConservativeNewsSite.com, Princess Catherine is said to be edged out of key discussions.

    It’s due to prior misgivings, but also important changes due in the near term.

  • Prince William’s shadow

    The rise of a Prince is not said to be famous. If he’s not immediately next, we’re going to see a lot that isn’t of his making. It makes it difficult to separate fact from fiction.

    The fated ways of Royalty here in the UK means we’re given stories to tell along the way. The greater the King is, the less a Prince is here.

    However, it’s different with Prince William as he’s already been seen to do a lot by himself. In the absence of his mother, the links to his father are fewer than usual.

  • Harry’s new moon

    It’s a laughing affair if it’s heard you read tarot, or have crystals. Who could expect anything to come by it?

    It appears a lot of people, and followers, do. It has a huge audience amongst alternative livers online.

    If Harry’s new wife is anything to go by, she might bring in a lot of it. It would be helpful at this point.

    Her Instagram account is live, and its lone video already has 2.8 million views. It’s not bad going, to be fair.

  • Harry mints his sport

    The insights we get into the mind of Prince Harry are different shades of grey. It’s proved with a new Netflix documentary about Polo, which he’s helped make.

    It has lots of horses, and those who appear to be rich, educated and indifferent to our age of austerity, riding them all in the name of sport, and glory on a field.

    It centres on the U.S Open Polo Championship. It looks largely made up of like-minded important people who get to do work that isn’t work to feel more successful.

    If you think Princes frolicking about with mates on horses and shouting “huzza” is done, this series suggests otherwise, and shows it’s definitely not over with.

  • Prince William’s time is nearing

    Prince William has a lot before him, but it’s not clear what it is.

    He’s going to inherit a crown, of course, but beyond it, who is he, and what is he doing here?

    The buildings, money, and assets are beyond the essential point of any monarchy.

    It doesn’t matter what it is they have, as if it’s needful to itemise plunder. This is what rebels do.

    He’s got to be civilised, professional, and forward-thinking.

    It’s got to be useful, whatever he does. It’s also got to help, and to prove a way forward for a world in crisis.

    His mandate is a way out, not a way in, in some respects. He’s got to be a leader, in the old hue of kings.

  • Prince Harry’s price to pay

    If a honeymoon proves fruitful, it’s time to prove yourself soon after.

    As any government also knows, the real work is sorting things out. It soon dawns there’s a price for everything, especially the choices made.

    It involves getting back to work, making ends meet, and making sure it makes sense to everyone else.

    Then, of course, there’s Prince Harry. It’s a different story for royalty.

    They’ve got lines to continue, more to come, and stuff left in the closet. If it isn’t a plan that’s afoot, it’s a plot written by someone else.

    The strong survive, and make headlines out of it. The rest bury the hatchet, and get on with life as it is.

  • Caught: QE2 harassers

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a trio of activists who harassed Queen Elizabeth 2 have been spotted.

    They were seen loitering at a Remembrance event in London yesterday, attended by senior Royalty and public figures.

  • The Queen & her people: Her Gaza moment

    It was a long time ago that Queen Elizabeth 2 came face to face with the situation in Gaza. She hadn’t been, but it came careening at her on Queen’s Gate street in central London.

    It started with a lone girl, and then descended into a confrontation. Ironically, she’d visited the area to speak to a longtime friend about international social justice issues.

    The small group that formed around her on the pavement were shouting, and barking different things at her. They wouldn’t let up and she grew nervous because of the confrontation.

    She did not shout, and didn’t want to draw more attention to the scene than was necessary. A few police officers were nearby, and she was able to get their help to resolve it, and restore peace.

    “The thing was, they kept shouting “Gaza!””, she said afterwards, and didn’t know what the “fuss” was about. After all, she spoke about places like that with her friend all the time.

    It wasn’t new to her, or a novelty. She understood the ramifications of all the conflicts, skirmishes, and types of confrontation they’ve had. It was she was just confused by this one.

  • A long demise of English royalty?

    It’s not easy being anything today, not least inheriting a crown. The more vocal think it’s fake. The less thoughtful believe it’s useless. In-between are those who still want their job. It doesn’t seem to fit in anywhere.

    The reality is overlooked for a short term opinion. It makes sense, and it may even make a buck. The truth is it’s nefarious. It disrupts ordinary daily life, and spreads ill feeling in those who know it’s true.

    I’ve met people who are disappointed because King Charles has been hated on by powerful people. They’re also annoyed because the least powerful do it too. It sort of runs in the national family.

  • Caught: Royal fraudster

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an alleged royal fraudster has been spotted in a central part of London.

    He’s suspected of planning to defraud the Royal Family, as well as academic institutions in the UK.

  • Harry, the jet-setter

    Prince Harry has been in and out of the UK. He’s attended a funeral, visited a charity, and continued his legal case. It’s nice to think the Prince can be more mobile, considering his quick exit and security troubles.

    All told he’s still alive (phew), and all being well he’ll make it through another year. He’s a canny lad with an eye for opportunities as well as mischief. A few bad headlines may remedy any good press.