Public Figures

  • The King & his people: Daily Life

    The King is a keen liver, meaning he likes to experience life in all its colours and meanings. There are plenty of ‘legends’ that exist around his character but few of these bear relation to reality.

    He’s believed to read The Observer and chooses it for its sensitive outlook on politics. It’s been said he declines copious media material and opts for briefings or worded conversations instead.

    He has a simple palette but varies what it is according to how he feels. Both tea and coffee is on the menu for him. He likes natural produce and will try out world cuisine with glee if it suits the occasion.

    The days out meeting the public are supplemented by simple trips to do light shopping or hours inside pursuing private hobbies. It’s reported he’s said it helps cultivate a sense of time and place.

  • Win: King’s security chief

    In a stunning result, ConservativeNewsSite.com can report the King’s chief of security has been recovered after being held against his will.

    The exact terms of his confinement are classified, since they do not relate to physical treatment. He was seen resuming his usual activities in London earlier today.