Trafficking

  • Caught: Second major people criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a second major people criminal has now been spotted in the UK. He’s believed to be equal to Dover Crossings criminal Sarah Kaplan, who’s accused of high crimes against the UK state.

    Believed to go by the name “Dyke”, he’s alleged to have a network of thousands of operatives across Africa who support his activities by providing information about hidden or ‘secret’ pressure points in mainland security systems.


    A suspect
    A suspect caught in Battersea Park, in London, alleged of people movement crimes.

    It’s a concern because such illegal activity leaves entire local populations exposed to criminal threats. Often, inhumane crime gangs use such gaps to create movements in their activity to engage new territories or even nations.

    The small boats crisis at Dover has sparked worldwide interest in Europe’s problems with people criminals. The latest surges in people movement in Europe have been blamed on this suspect.

  • Exclusive: KC3 takes blame for Dover Crossings

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, King Charles 3 has taken ultimate culpability for the Dover Crossings. It means he may take command over the Armed Forces to end it.

    A private Royal source informs that on being told, it was “the worst thing he ever heard”, and, “he’s so sorry” it developed into what it is today. He’s said to closely follow the events.

  • Home Office deport criminals

    Yvette Cooper has announced she has reworked Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda plan into a deportation plan.

    It was announced yesterday by the Home Secretary. Cooper said 46 overseas nationals have already left UK shores.

    These were guilty of offences including skipping the English Channel. The flight left on Wednesday to resettle the small group in Timor-Leste and Vietnam respectively.