Trafficking

  • Dover Crossings continue

  • Exclusive: KC3 takes blame for Dover Crossings

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, King Charles 3 has taken ultimate culpability for the Dover Crossings. It means he may take command over the Armed Forces to end it.

    A private Royal source informs that on being told, it was “the worst thing he ever heard”, and, “he’s so sorry” it developed into what it is today. He’s said to closely follow the events.

  • Home Office deport criminals

    Yvette Cooper has announced she has reworked Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda plan into a deportation plan.

    It was announced yesterday by the Home Secretary. Cooper said 46 overseas nationals have already left UK shores.

    These were guilty of offences including skipping the English Channel. The flight left on Wednesday to resettle the small group in Timor-Leste and Vietnam respectively.