UK Government

  • Call for information: UK detractor

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a detractor alleged to have passed out sensitive Government information for over twenty years using GCHQ insiders has now been spotted.

    A suspect
    A suspect in deep infiltration efforts and documentation scavenging seen here in Waterloo Station, London.

    He’s believed to have deep contacts inside Russia, and is also a key player in detractor circles in Europe. His identity is difficult to ascertain, but due to clandestine operations to interview known relatives, his activities have been well-documented.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Caught: “Palestine Action” activist

    In spite of a banning order by the Home Office proscribing the group “Palestine Action” from further activity in the UK, a criminal activist tied to the groups network of subterranean outposts has been caught actively “Prepping” in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect alleged of social misdemeanours including rioting seen here in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s alleged to have taken part in a streak of campaigns of violence in Kingston upon Hull, called “Occupy The Streets”, in which home owners and members of the public were brutally beaten.

    It’s also reported that Palestinian flags were forcibly fixed to the outside of houses in the neighbourhood against the will of the occupants. “This is to demonstrate the will of the people” said one activist during the riots, which were recorded and documented by local people.

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