In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, and in a world-first for any news website across the world, a spy dispatched by disparate African groups acting as a single Intelligence unit has now been spotted in central London.
It’s believed the suspect was acting under a theme of “Average Socialist” (not, “Active Socialist”) and utilising his access to central space in London to pretend to a protest character for use in future Journalistic broadcasting and argumentation by Politicians in all of Africa.
The intended effect is believed to be linked to false reparations theories and African concepts and models of plunder in eighteenth century African slums. The notoriety of fake African campaigns has made it difficult for such a media threat to surface anywhere here.