Administration

  • Grosvenor Duo (London Briefing)

    Background

    Grosvenor Square used to centre on diplomatic and business-related activity, also providing a space for public exercise and small social gatherings in a private garden type of atmosphere.

    Perpetrators

    In the years preceding talk of a move of the American embassy, two individuals began to appear in London as a couple to meet together in the Square but also to discuss their relative business.

    Argument

    It was discovered that they had business links and interests in other parts of the UK that were not related to that area of London, and showed an “intense” interest (according to one local) into its activities and happenings.

    Plan

    They were investigated by two London-based journalists who accused them of mixing their interests with smaller businesses and economically active individuals in a manipulative way.

    It was discovered further they were also involved in the theft of paper and digital documents, threatening of low-level employees, and accusations against business figures of malpractice.

    Threat

    They were evasive about their identity, and presented a threat about the exposure of their true purpose. They were later found to be involved in privately-funded inter-business espionage.

  • Caught: Admin criminals

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a pair of criminals active in administrative realms with a particular focus on secretarial work have been spotted.

    They were seen in the early hours of Monday morning on a train bound for London Paddington, allegedly to “File” their work with a criminal accomplice.

    It’s not understood how much disruption they’ve caused internationally, but it’s believed they’ve covered some parts of the UK extensively over a large number of years.