In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a pair of criminals active in administrative realms with a particular focus on secretarial work have been spotted.
They were seen in the early hours of Monday morning on a train bound for London Paddington, allegedly to “File” their work with a criminal accomplice.
It’s not understood how much disruption they’ve caused internationally, but it’s believed they’ve covered some parts of the UK extensively over a large number of years.