Civil Service

  • Caught: Syria-backed antagonist

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Syria-backed political antagonist believed to have insider knowledge of the Civil Service and its remit has now been spotted in central London.

    It’s believed he’s waged campaigns of misinformation and hatred against Civil Service staff, in particular seeking to derail normal working practices and daily collaborative activity by using interference networks comprised of criminals.

  • Caught: Civil Service infiltrator

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Civil Service infiltrator alleged of acting as a false administrator in the Home Office and other similar Departments has now been spotted.

    He’s been able to be identified because the results of his crimes are now acute.

    A suspect
    A suspect accused of interfering in the work of the Civil Service, predominantly in London, and causing the UK deep humiliation and embarrassment.

    He’s accused of using public buildings in London as bases for his activity, utilising such acceptability as a cover for entering official government premises and wreaking havoc across all the work of the UK State.

    He’s particularly blamed for inducing Border Force administrative staff to defect at their desk.

    This means they’ve refused to work properly and have engineered crisis points at airports, transport hubs, and at port distribution centres across the country.

    In the course of this decades long activity he is responsible for diminishing the UK’s position on the world stage in many parts of the world.

    Party involvement

    It’s now believed that many unscrupulous Labour party staff have used this man to boost their own career chances because he offers lucrative access to offices for free in return for continued access.

    It’s not thought that campaigns have been helped by his rampant activity, but it may be that individual MP’s have knowingly or unknowingly benefited from some of the networking side-effects of his movement in London.

    Ongoing ramifications

    The impact of his nefarious role in the chaos in the Civil Service is hard to understand.

    It has led to people moving overseas to pursue formal diplomatic and central government roles in use of their skills because he had acted as a roadblock to their employment here in many ways.

    He’s also engineered a deep resentment of the State that continues to be used by high level staff across the functions and organs of the State to sabotage high level meetings and act as disruptive participants in the political system.

  • Exclusive: FCDO/MI6 agitator

    In a further upset for the UK’s perception of its key Civil Servants in the area of overseas work, a suspect in a plot to confuse the work of the Foreign, Commonwealth, and Development Office (FCDO) and MI6 has now been identified.

    A suspect alleged of making forced errors in government work seen here in a central Reading location.

    He’s believed to have begun his activity in earnest at the inception of the Coalition government in 2010, and beyond, using Conservative and Liberal Democrat contacts to establish his practice of swapping between offices.

    This is considered to be illegal in these lines of work, respectively, because it creates security risks that cannot be handled.

    It has led to the threats that have emerged against the lives of senior Civil Servants in Whitehall, in London, and also against some diplomats on occasions.

    It’s also been a precursor to some “Tent City” protests that are actually setups by foreign spies. These are creating havoc in some industries and Politics in the UK.

  • Caught: Civil Service “insider”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Civil Service “insider” believed to have infiltrated its networks to produce false reports and to defraud the State of its wealth has now been spotted and is being investigated by Police.

    A suspect alleged of infiltration of Government offices spotted here in Reading Station, in Reading, Berkshire.

    It’s believed she has had access to important data in Civil Service departments but had not leaked this before her capture. It’s said to be the most extensive infiltration attempt in modern UK history.

  • Caught: “Home Office” suspects

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, two suspects alleged of serious crimes involving education in the UK have both been spotted.

    A “Duo” of suspects alleged of serious crime both seen here in The Oracle, in Reading, Berkshire.

    They’re alleged of using their positions in “Home Office” networks to attack Teaching staff, and to sabotage school systems.

  • A nice new GOV.UK app is here

    The GOV.UK website has come on leaps and bounds since its launch in 2012 as a new service to deliver Government benefits into our hands.

    The old days of phone calls and endless combined forms are nearly behind us. As more gets updated it should be plain sailing from there.

    A set of screenshots of the new GOV.UK app.

    The latest iteration is a smartphone app for the public user – handily titled GOV.UK. It’s available for free download on both major app stores.

    It’s a basic, almost featureless experience that helps users to navigate the website better. It’s said it will improve – or expand – in time to come.

    *A change was made to add a graphic.

  • Caught: Border Force dropouts

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, three Border Force Agents alleged to have reneged on their duties have been spotted loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    Three suspects alleged of dropping out of duties loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    Their terms of service are required by law. Their absence is counted as an illegal act. It can lead to a prison sentence.

  • Dover needs a saviour

    The Dover Crossings are indicative of our straits after EU membership. We got nowhere as a member. We’re still struggling after.

    The necessity of an emergency is falling on deaf ears. The ‘clever’ are not in the Civil Service. They’re at work in AI, EV’s, and space travel.

    Their absurd ideas are now a threat. There’s zero cruelty in the common sense approach of legal experts. They just need to be listened to.

    We look after people as a country supremely well. Now, as a sovereign State, we need to do it for ourselves just as effectively.

  • Dover Crossings is our first Brexit test

    The Dover Crossings is a criminal event on the South coast that’s outlasted at least the length of the Second World War. It puts to task the claims of some that our Civil Service is efficient, and sufficient for our needs.

    The length of the response is not just an indication of how tough an issue it is to crack. It’s also a sign of how weak the Service was after decades of EU membership. Since the referendum, this is our first big test of Brexit.

  • Dover Crossings: The end is in sight

    The Dover Crossings have persisted since 2018, now totalling thousands of recorded and unrecorded landings along our South coast.

    GOV.UK data

    The problem is the huge pressure it has put on small numbers of people in the UK. However, due to this hard work the end is now in sight.

    The criminal investigations have continued, and many people have already been prosecuted. The success of this plan has stopped short a serious crime.

  • Caught: Local Government criminal

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a criminal at work in Local Government to attack Civil Servants and other staff has been spotted.

    The suspect out in public

    She’s guilty of creating “Hit Jobs” to inflict critical damage. It’s also believed to significantly harm progress of reactions and responses.

  • The uncaring nature of public life

    The lack of ethics inside workplaces is a subject of protest complaint.

    They don’t care about people’s suffering. They don’t care about the environment. They don’t care about disabilities.

    The truth is fuck ups in Whitehall rarely care about anything at all.

    The layman’s answer is to care is not part of most jobs. The reality is most jobs produce carelessness.

    It matters of course if people are treated badly. In rare cases there are those that find themselves in court for not caring.

    The negative stats business of our day – the news press – is a strategist of this sort of discontent. It makes a meal out of those that show it.

    The alternative is lacking. The problem solvers stay at home. The rest of us make an industry out of it.

  • Gov.uk launched a new era for us

    In 2012, the year of the London Olympics, the UK also got another new sort of connectivity. The launch of Gov.uk – a central ‘database’ of government services that now offers online registration and other citizen-focused directives – heralded a different direction for the provision of public services.

    It’s not taken over, but it’s taken on many of the duties previously separated into different departments – and were under different domains. The centralised look and the efficient appeal has become synonymous with new services like Universal Credit, passport applications, and driver licence registrations.

    The other services fit neatly into this framework. It’s easily updated and can often be an authoritative source of information. The go-to aspect is one that serves all generations. A common theme in public consultation is that we need to find things together. This makes Gov.uk an achievement for the Civil Service.

  • The Treasury’s new digital era

    The Treasury’s step into the modern era has apparently been a giant leap. Today, Darren Jones MP (Bristol North West/Labour), Chief Secretary to the Treasury, illustrated some of the changes to the Institute for Government.

    “We’re using technology, dashboards, AI. We’re talking about things across departments with the cabinet. This is very different to the way it used to happen with the Treasury bilaterally via Excel spreadsheets, with not everyone knowing what was happening… And we will develop a single digital interface that sits over the top of these IT solutions and will bring the data up into the centre of government to allow us to look at financial and performance management.”

    This is a positive move for the Civil Service, albeit it now requires a different type of Servant. The computer savvy, data-orientated, and graphics inclined need apply. No need to like staplers, glasses of water, and boxes of noodles.

  • Long Report: The embers of service

    It takes time to set anything up. I was told this by a Tory grandee, whose marquee role in the party set him up to know practically anything about it.

    He’d seen more people try to make a quick buck out of it than those who didn’t. The few who tried it found it took a lot of work to do something great just within its own walls.

    It would be the only work they could do because of the effort it involved. The rest of the story is a bleak outlook.

    The way things go in Whitehall today, it’s not a case of asking who our greats are. They aren’t great. They don’t work hard, and often their plans don’t get turned into projects.

    At least, it’s what I caught sight of as I had a look. The ‘insight’ was brief, but lasting. It showed me that for all that’s said, little is proactively done as a result.

    Workplace fevers

    As it seemed any colleague would quit their job at a second’s notice to join a protest, a cheapening of the state began in earnest that shaped its future course.

    It was said higher up that a “quick win” would solve any issue. All it took is a “bright idea” and a lot of “science”, they said.

    The problem is there were already problems in the delivery of services that explained many of the issues, and these were due to such “fads”, or ideas.

    In the next stage, they believed in it. However, it was only a fervour in “doing government the right way”, and plans folded out that weren’t going to work.

    A new low

    It seemed to be this way in politics, and government. The new appointees saw work would take a shorter time than play, and it kicked off a culture war.

    The increase in striving for leisure activity led to bitter fights for control in all realms of state, and it led to huge upset.

    A moment in Whitehall sums it up. A person said swingers in a nightclub had been replaced with “Staples” and “Screwdrivers” who worked hard and didn’t play.

    It spread upset in Westminster. The Tory grandee was right, this one time. There were chancers everywhere trying to draw on past scandals to make their way.

    Change ahead

    In a surprising twist, an answer came from Whitehall. There was a move to recruit properly. There were ideas for new computer systems to drive efficiency.

    There was a call for simplification in politics to make it more clear what was being asked for. A pattern emerged of stating things straightforwardly.

    This made it obvious who was working, and who wasn’t. It helped reward progress, and discipline failure. It meant work was done, and results may come out.