Police

  • Arrest in Leicester Square

  • Caught: Police disruptor

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a man suspected of interfering in police business and activity has been spotted in Leicester Square.

    He’s suspected of briefing against senior police officers and spreading fake news against officers.

  • Call for information: Police disrupters

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, two cells that disrupt policing have been spotted.

    Any information relating to either of these groups must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Exposé: “Alien People”

    The police force is a unitary law enforcement body that exists in the UK to protect people’s lives and maintain order and normalcy. It may be stated as so in a text book, but not in the mouths of ordinary coppers.

    They’re used to giving out their own view, but some so much so it becomes odd. It’s the case in a few police forces but one in particular which I can’t name but doesn’t have a good reputation anyway.

    In times past the coppers who now attend to its beat were being trained “at home” in a format that was supposed to make more sense. It was believed a domestic setting rooted policing in community.

    Unfortunately a number of “students” took a turn and decided to do it for themselves. They began conceptualising basic facts and drawing up alternative plans to arrange things by themselves.

    In short order it was a sort of “fun” cult centred on a concept they called “Alien People”. It’s not loosely based or otherwise on existing theories of space travel etc. It also wasn’t coherent in itself, either.

    It was a period that passed out and policing became a better profession. A lot of good teaching is given now, but these few still did it in various neighbourhoods, and it didn’t go well at all.

  • Caught: Police impersonator

    In a stunning exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a police impersonator has been spotted in London.

    His work is to impersonate high-level, senior police officers to give an impression of having a high level of authority.