Companies

  • Apple launch child safety products anyway

    Apple, the company behind such great products as iPad and Apple Watch, have already launched a number of child safety features it had been busily working on.

    A clip of a presentation broadcast yesterday to illustrate some new Apple products from the company in California, USA (Source: @Apple/YouTube).

    Despite catcalls from the UK Parliament, it’s credited to researchers working separately and not in line with MPs. This is considered unsafe as a corporate working practice anyway.

  • Call for information: Security agitator

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a security criminal alleged to agitate on behalf of media executives has now been spotted.

    A suspect alleged of security crimes spotted here in Reading Central Library, in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s believed to be paid by the heads of the BBC, Channel 4, and ITV to secure their positions against disclosure, and firing.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Enron gets a new lease of life

    The once-giant energy powerhouse Enron is back. Its forlorn status as the bankrupt black sheep of Wall Street is no more. In its resurrected form it’s an energy company serving Texas first and then the rest of America following in 2026.

    It seems a serious effort to supply power to American homes and businesses is behind a bold, novel approach to branding and its quirky presentational setup.

  • N. Ireland ups business incorporations

    In Northern Ireland the number of businesses incorporated is up by 2,195, or 2.41%, as of the end of September. The stats, released by Companies House, are positive for the region.

    In other news, the level of incorporations in England and Wales (+0.28%), and Scotland (+0.66%), is lower proportionately to that of Northern Ireland during the same period.