Criminal Behaviour

  • Caught: “Water Tower” criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal alleged to run a “Water Tower” anti-Policing firm outfit in London has now been spotted.

    A lead suspect
    A lead suspect in a “Water Tower” anti-Policing firm outfit in London spotted in a hotel in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s believed to have interfered in over ten thousand cases, and is suspected of extensive theft and crime across the city.

    It’s not thought he’s had significant insider help, as the nature of the activity is that it’s separate from normal Policing duties.

    London crime

    The problems in London have only got worse as a result of criminals having a more proactive approach to breaking the law and disrupting policing at large.

    While it’s true there is a local crime rate in line with the population, there has also been an explosion in erratic and sometimes fatal activity in many parts of the capital.

    It’s only starting to become clear who the culprits may be, but it’s not yet been established how widespread the impact is so far.

  • Caught: BNP security actor

    In an exclusive report for Conservative News Site, a suspected BNP activist has been caught loitering in a central Reading area, alleged of lying in wait to plot harm against a senior UK Policing advisor.

    A white supremacist BNP security actor seen here loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    His precise purpose in doing so is unknown, but it may be connected to UK Policing staff being attacked for supporting themselves and others to act against white supremacists in England, and also in Wales.

  • Caught: Lone activist

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a lone activist alleged of extreme acts of disturbance against legitimate Journalism and its associated activities in the UK has now finally been spotted.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of extreme acts of disturbance against Journalism – and of Journalists – in the UK.

    He’s believed to live in France, using buildings as hideouts, and is also suspected of guilty acts in Germany, a hotspot for both serious Journalism and extreme sabotage.

  • Caught: MI5 mole

    In an exclusive report for Conservative News Site, a suspect in a criminal attempt to implant himself as a mole in MI5 networks and systems can now be identified.

    A suspect
    A suspect – alleged of being nicknamed “Joe” – as seen in a public place in Reading, Berkshire.

    Attempting to ingratiate himself as “Joe”, this man has allegedly also attempted to have thousands of staff members sacked at crucial points in the service’s recent history.

    This has been used by members of the public to surge attacks in Parliament, to lower our defences and to create jobs for themselves as chaos spreads in the system.

  • Caught: Communications harasser

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal harasser accused of directly sending threats to communications staff across the world using stolen data has now been spotted online.

    It’s believed the individual – nicknamed “Nick” – is a prolific online harasser and part of a notorious American network that has used online message boards.


    A screenshot
    A screenshot of a post on “X” showing a photo taken in a Wetherspoons pub, purporting to include the suspect.

    His account (@LowTierTwink) is suspected to be his due to the depiction of his person repeatedly in source material that counts as evidence content.

    It’s not thought to have led to fatality, but his targets have included official offices in Canada. It may have included the Office of the Prime Minister itself.

  • Caught: GSI agent

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspected German Secret Intelligence agent has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire as part of an ongoing investigation.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of “deep” espionage activities in the UK for German Secret Intelligence services.

    It’s believed the suspect had sought to infiltrate Cheltenham, in Gloucestershire, but had been repelled by GCHQ staff concerned about his whereabouts, and his activity.

  • Caught: Police Chief disruptor

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a rogue Police Chief alleged of having abused his position in London over the span of decades has now been spotted loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of extensive interference in central London and is subject to prolonged investigation by UK police.

    He’s believed to have used hideouts in Brazil, Canada, and Thailand respectively to conceal his acts during important times of investigation into his activity.

    It’s believed interference by staff of US media outlets has contributed to a total cessation of Police work at times. It’s led to havoc, particularly in the central areas of London where he was most prolific.

  • Caught: Modern trafficker

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspected modern trafficker with links to the illegal webcam trade has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect caught on camera ‘researching’ a local area in Reading for the purposes of modern slavery.

    He’s alleged to have previously scoped Bristol to look for “easy” local female citizens to ‘enslave’ in performative pornography that is then posted online.

  • Caught: “Underground Maintenance”

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a lead criminal in a group of rogue criminals active in Europe to disrupt key power supplies has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect in maintenance-orientated disruption seen here in a hotel lobby in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s believed to have mainly targeted the Palace of Westminster. His efforts have so far been focused on agitation-led disruption of key maintenance duties onsite. This is to the end of manipulating power companies based in the UK-only.

    It’s believed his nickname is “Underground Maintenance” and he banks the proceeds of petty criminality that is run alongside his present activities.

  • Exclusive: “Bleach Cycling” criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a “Bleach Cycling” criminal accused of working for subterranean crime gangs in London has now been spotted loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    It’s believed her part involves sourcing and protecting supplies of bleach in the capital. It enables crime gangs to exploit vulnerabilities in security to attack private citizens, and even some public figures.

    The concern about such types of street crime have been growing and complaints are increasing in London due to its serious effects on business activity, and public safety.

    Macabre acts

    The exact details – and precise results – of this crime are kept as sensitive and confidential information by London-based Police Officer’s and bodies such as the National Crime Agency (NCA) that are sited in London for their HQ’s.

    However, it’s believed to result in extended medical stays – and some NHS hospitals have been used for such purposes in recent years. It’s not thought to be costly or time-consuming for such staff.

  • Exclusive: “Palestine Action” leader

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a “Palestine Action” leader alleged of significant criminal harassment and causing associated harms has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect in radical political activity with criminal activity and its associated harmful effects.

    He’s believed to have deep psychological issues that have resulted in staggered developmental side effects. He’s not believed to be in total control of his whole body, but is still functional.

    The truth

    To an increasing extent the UK public have asked for answers to the existence of “Palestine Action” as a result of its harmful effects that have been seen nationwide.

    Albeit some legal action has begun to be taken, the toleration of such an entity that has no perceivable political principle at its core has become a mystery in the politics of the modern era.

  • Exclusive: “Good Law Project” founder

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a founder of “Good Law Project” – a political agitation group supported by over 30 law chambers in London – has now been spotted in a public place.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of deep interference in legal matters and in particular regard to the law.

    He’s believed to be a career criminal in criminal harassment. He has teams in India that pursue aggressive scam campaigns against UK citizens. The group is unlicensed. It’s considered to be a hostile entity.

  • Caught: “Red Rum” leader

    In an exclusive for Conservative New Site, a known provocateur and agitator who is said to be the leader of a crime group called “Red Rum“ has now been spotted in a hotel in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of thuggery and links to other gangs in Europe that do the same thing.

    He’s believed to have links with known thuggery groups in Europe and has been believed to have transported in agitators to join him in his activity in cities in the UK.

  • Call for information: Bleach criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a bleach procurement criminal believed to have shipped large amounts of the chemical liquid into the UK to use in criminal activity has now been spotted.

    He’s known to use Eurostar services to achieve his aims with contacts built up in Europe. His activity is considered to be disruptive to businesses in London, and in the rest of the UK.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Exclusive: Europe antagonist

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Europe-based antagonist alleged of attacking politicians, Journalist’s and important citizens because of hatred toward others has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of disturbing crimes at random in Europe against unsuspecting victims and their relatives.

    He’s believed to have deep psychological problems that result in misperception. He’s alleged to have raped children, killed pensioners, and exhumed graves.