In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal alleged to hack “Scottish Power” energy networks has been spotted in Reading, a town in Berkshire.
He’s alleged to have made-to-order “Keys” that enable him access to vital software infrastructure. He uses it to make ransom demands, and to disrupt power supplies.
Kemi Badenoch MP (North West Essex/Conservatives) berated the Prime Minister for his lack of policies to lower energy prices.
“Pensioners are poorer and colder because of his decisions. All the while, energy has got more expensive for everyone”
However, Sir Keir Starmer MP (Holborn & St Pancras/Labour) is resolute his Net Zero policies will do it nicely.
The once-giant energy powerhouse Enron is back. Its forlorn status as the bankrupt black sheep of Wall Street is no more. In its resurrected form it’s an energy company serving Texas first and then the rest of America following in 2026.
It seems a serious effort to supply power to American homes and businesses is behind a bold, novel approach to branding and its quirky presentational setup.