Water

  • Call for information: Water disruptor

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of widespread interference in water supply networks – and especially of thefts of resources including financial backup funds – has now been spotted.

    A suspect
    A suspect alleged of manipulating water supplies, threatening customers in bulk, and intimidating water workers.

    He’s believed to have a team of over five hundred who hide in London offices to manipulate public perception of his whereabouts and to cover his movements. He’s believed to have threatened a number of water company bosses.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

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  • Thames Water needs new executives

    The saga of Thames Water is something to behold. How a utility company is able to run up debts of billions in this day and age will concern people for a long time.

    Its only recourse is to pile higher bills onto customers. This is a charging of a populace by people that are described as rogue traders by many in the industry.

    Thames Water is in desperate need of a new corporate structure, including many more new appointments as replacements.

    The current staff have to realise their predicament and find a solution.

    Their culpability is driving the business into the ground, and the public are waiting for bright ideas to turn it around.

    It can’t be such an embarrassment for much longer.