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Call for information: Water disruptor

In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect alleged of widespread interference in water supply networks – and especially of thefts of resources including financial backup funds – has now been spotted.


A suspect
A suspect alleged of manipulating water supplies, threatening customers in bulk, and intimidating water workers.

He’s believed to have a team of over five hundred who hide in London offices to manipulate public perception of his whereabouts and to cover his movements. He’s believed to have threatened a number of water company bosses.

Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

*Image enhanced for photographic aspect using AI tools.