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Caught: “New General”

In a stunning exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a so-called “New General” paid for by the British Army and designated to cause “serious damage” to UK infrastructure has been spotted loitering in a supermarket in Reading, Berkshire.

He’s accused of plotting to break up the House of Lords, to increase funding for the Army. He’s also said to plot against the status of Gibraltar, the Falklands, and some Scottish islands. He’s linked to a military vehicle sighting back in July.