British Army

  • Caught: “British Army” detractors

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, two suspects in a detractor’s network set within the confines of the “British Army” have both now been spotted in central London.

    Two suspects alleged of extensive military corruption in the “British Army” and elsewhere.

    They’re alleged to interfere with its work while acting as trusted staff and sources of advice. They’re also alleged to have infiltrated legal realms such as the CPS to further progress their illegal activity here.

  • Exclusive: British Army “Secret HQ”

    The Garrick Club in London is said to have an illustrious past, yet its recent history is a lot more interesting.

    It was taken over by top brass in the British Army to be used as a barracks for high ranking Officers.

    Later, it was found to have been turned into a fully-fledged “Secret HQ” to co-opt all the Army’s work.

    It’s illegal in the UK, but the temptation to do it proved too much. It led to a lot of chaos for a short while.

  • Caught: British Army agitator

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a suspect in disruption to British Army activities and alleged to be a sponsor of activist Tommy Robinson has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect alleged of serious crime seen loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    It’s believed his activities have disrupted simple logistics exercises by the Army in the UK. He’s also guilty of stealing documentation relating to military conflicts overseas.

  • World exclusive: “Area 51” Director

    In a world exclusive for Conservative News Site, the alleged Director of “Area 51” – a secretive, private security facility in Nevada – has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect in serious crime loitering in Reading, Berkshire.

    It’s believed she maintains tight links with the British Army, enabling scaled exercises analogous to real activity.

    This is usually determined by the UK state under the auspices of its military bodies.

  • Exclusive: British Army hitmen

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, two hitmen in the secret employ of the British Army have been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    Two suspects in Reading alleged of criminal acts.

    They’re alleged to provide walkabout services. It means they act on private reconnaissance. They also seek to detain targets.

  • Exclusive: Sky News criminal

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a criminal paid by the British Army and used by Sky News to infiltrate UK public bodies has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    She’s alleged to target professionals for assault and intimidation campaigns. It’s believed school-aged children are employed directly by her for these efforts.

  • Call for information: “God’s Bloody Army”

    In a stunning exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, two members of “God’s Bloody Army” – a separatist, breakaway British Army group – have been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    Any information relating to these individuals must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Call for information: “Head” of SAS

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, the “Head” of the secretive SAS branch of the British Army is under suspicion of extreme crimes.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Caught: “New General”

    In a stunning exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a so-called “New General” paid for by the British Army and designated to cause “serious damage” to UK infrastructure has been spotted loitering in a supermarket in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s accused of plotting to break up the House of Lords, to increase funding for the Army. He’s also said to plot against the status of Gibraltar, the Falklands, and some Scottish islands. He’s linked to a military vehicle sighting back in July.

  • Caught: “Tarot Media”

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, four suspects in a plot by British Army officials to renegotiate supply lines with and in media groups were spotted today attempting to set up their crime.

    Four “Tarot Media” agents

    It’s believed that officials were planning extensive and heavy duty research into how media operates, and works between people, in the UK. It was intended to involve a profit-motive in their work.

    The unit, named “Tarot Media” after the popular deck of mystical cards, had intended to reorientate authority to people and in particular faces they could then use to build trust to impose views.

  • Exposed: SAS “Zero” operations

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, the SAS can now be exposed as being under accusation of deep and lasting injustices throughout the UK.

    They’re under accusation of the rape of hundreds of young people across the UK; the raiding of elderly care homes; and savaging of wealthy people in rural areas.

    They’re also alleged to be behind the transnational, trillion-pound money grab under the auspices of reparations for African generations enslaved centuries ago.

    It follows a pattern of false, monetised research according to popular politics, protest reversal tactics, and insidious slander set against a backdrop of academia.

    These efforts are part of “Zero” operations, carried out under a type of practical redaction that’s set in a kind of psychological manipulation, invented by the Army.

    However, there is now evidence of how this is set up. It’s been meticulously researched, and the evidence is strewn around towns and cities in litter and wall graffiti.

    The culprits are not “secret” or “disavowed” agents, but they’re serving personnel in the Army, and conduct their illegal acts without the cover of protection or excusal.

    It’s alleged the “Operational Head” lived to Reading after having moved out of Salisbury, in Wiltshire. He’s guilty of crimes against private students, and fake news.

  • UK army focus on procurement

    In a major change of domestic strategy, the Armed forces are due to get a National Armaments Director. He or she will cover for defence procurement.

    Their work is to fully equip and update the Army’s defence inventory to meet any challenges in future. It will also cover defence exports and outreach work.

  • Caught: Dover army officer

    In a stunning exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an AWOL army officer was located in Edinburgh, Scotland, yesterday.

    The suspect is alleged to have left his posting in Dover. He’s also suspected of spreading misinformation about recruitment and salaries.

  • The darkest hour of the SAS

    It’s usually the best at what it does because our servicemen try their best, but at particular times even average is difficult to achieve.

    The changes in operational structure, timing, and outlook brought in by new models or methods can throw even experienced people off balance and into the fray without their prior skills in toe.

    This happened to the SAS in an explosive way due to infiltration attempts that were sporadic, repetitive, and intrusive.

    It was possible at first to see it happen.

    Our soldiers were targeted with perception distortion tactics to infiltrate their thinking with an aim to throw them off course.

    The eventual aim of this duo who led the operation was to secretly replace all our personnel with their own, to continue operations on a loose arrangement with the state, and to overstate the usefulness of the SAS to win more contracts.

    This would have destabilised the military and possibly the nation itself.

    It didn’t because the SAS fought back.

    It found the strength to regain its footing, but it was a difficult task as the enemy didn’t come from without but was already inside the country.