Intelligence

  • Caught: German Intelligence agent

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, a German Intelligence agent alleged to interfere in UK political affairs has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect in Reading accused of espionage-related crime.

    It’s believed she uses Berkshire as a base for her activities, meaning many families host her.

    She travels between the UK and Germany. Her nationality is not yet clear.

  • Caught: New MI6 head activist accomplice

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a Labour activist accused of taking part in an act of hostile infiltration of MI6 services has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect loitering in Reading accused of subversion.

    She’s alleged to work with high profile Lord’s members and other political staffers to work against MI6 operations. It has led to interruptions in activity overseas.

    It’s also believed she’s worked with MI6’s new head, Blaise Metreweli, to corrupt MI6 systems.

  • MI5 has a niche but it’s mismanaged

    The UK’s foremost Intelligence body is in crisis. MI5 has come under severe rebuke for its employment issues.

    The most important arm of the military to assessing threat has lost its footing.

    The skills of those involved need to be human, now, and flow with the data.

    Any other concern is a threat to its existence. It’s also a threat to ours to be distracted. It must reform or face reform.

  • Exclusive: Intelligence aiding Dover Crossings

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, new allegations are being made against UK Intelligence in the Dover Crossings crime.

    It includes both key bodies – and the new head of MI6, alleged also to be a Labour party activist.

    The accusations include participating in secret business meetings, and agreements to lower security measures to facilitate entry of crime groups into the UK.

    It’s led to frustration in Border Force. There are also suspicions of interference by MI5 and MI6 Agents in its daily activities.

  • MI5: Mysterious “Worm”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, it’s believed a “Worm” has been detected in MI5’s extensive computer network.

    It’s believed to ‘mine’ for information to parse out to nefarious groups across the world. It may have led to security clashes.

  • Revealed: MI5’s identity problem

    MI5 – standing for “Military Intelligence” – is known for its intense work. However, it’s not known for being intelligent in other ways. A hilarious example is staff.

    It’s usually the case Journalists for example are mistaken for spies. They’re approached for updates but can’t provide any.

    It sometimes turns nasty. There are stories of Journalist’s being harassed for contact. It lasts years and friends have to help out.

    In other cases teachers are falsely arrested for spying for States overseas. It’s not true but they get on with it anyway.

    The idea of knowing your own staff isn’t a settled issue in any MI5 office. It’s so bad in some places they’ve got to reorganise to remember who someone is.

  • Long Report: An enemy within

    These days are kind, but history is different. There are those frowned on now because they look materially different. The intelligence services are no exception. As knowledge of the rank and file is redacted, the truth is released to us.

    Troubling issues

    In our time facts are apparent beforehand. It’s true many recent MI5 staff are infamous. They drive people insane. I spoke to an Agent years ago. He claimed conduct he saw was “vile” to witness. It’s a strong word but it’s how he saw it.

    He said in his time Parliament was also “full” of it. He reported MP’s were often sexual harassers. “If they wanted, they’d tried to touch me”, he said. The “iPod Generation” has made the nation creak under its demands. Their minds are full of criticisms.

    It’s not social media. It’s cynical. It’s abrasive. Their laziness is a prime time accusation. Their aloofness is taken as confession in and of itself. It’s not secrecy at all. It’s a secretiveness due to a need to hide. It’s a survival instinct.

    Its main problem is deviancy. Many MI5 staff suffer the side effects of being near to those using sex to improve their IQ. It’s a malaise other people have to suffer with. It results out of inactivity and revenge States also take against malpractice.

    Troubling times

    MI5 is accused of having a negative effect. It’s malpractice. There are public meetings for it. An Army captain said to me, “It doesn’t end!” He’d been harassed. It was also part of his job to investigate. He hadn’t left his area of study in thirty years.

    There are places unsafe for public meetings. It’s hasn’t made it into Parliament for a debate. This excludes little critiques. Although there’s a culture of harassment in the UK, its deteriorating effects don’t seem that important.

    It’s not solved. There’s a sense of abandonment. It’s at the heart of many people’s complaints. It pervades the UK. It’s a fact much of the population is pushed under by it. It’s a rampant criminal activity by the trusted few.

    Falling out

    It needs to be corrected – before it’s too late. It may result in more trouble. MI5 desk staff are said to be “diabolical” at times. They are the enemy MI5 hate. Other staff take the opportunity to accuse their colleagues of misconduct. It follows media staff try it too.

    The Human Resources aspect fails to appear. No one is sacked and people quit their roles. According to another Agent, “Thames House is not all plain sailing. Someone is usually out to get you.” I found a staff member attacking hundreds of other staff, and a small group trying to steal their salaries.

    Below standards

    It’s proved senior leadership are incapable of leading. Many staff quit because of it. It’s cover blown by false sympathy. It’s reports of sensitive information being sent. It’s even said on-premises security guards try to harass and intimidate.

    The Director General’s role is to safeguarded normal activity. This is interpreted at times to mean keeping the rest safe. It leaves others to suffer. “It’s never solved by just one single leader” a female Analyst said, “and the rest just talk about it.”

    They had a Director that had been posted to surveil cults but he gave time look at MI5’s issues also. It’s believed staff had the same symptoms as abuse survivors of some of the UK’s worst cults. He said it made him feel upset.

    Security measures

    It’s due to a weak approach to life. It was shown by trained but inexperienced staff. A former security advisor to staff at Thames House said “in our terms, they’re weak people.” A senior figure predicted a war of attrition in its office network.

    A result is an effect in society. It creates a societal “ill” if people misuse their jobs. In fact, a security group said over half MI5’s core staff targeted other staff. Meanwhile, they didn’t deal with real threats anywhere.

    I researched it in London. The last Agent I spoke to said, “It’s indicative of all professional activity here.” She walked off to buy lunch after our conversation. It confirmed to me London is a tricky place to work at the best of times.

  • Revealed: MI5’s own circus

    It’s not hard to run a payroll department, but MI5 has proved it’s mission impossible. It started in Glasgow. The secretive unit stationed there decided to turn points into prizes. The problem is they used salaries to do it.

    This habit spread. Soon MOD staff were offered gifts instead of monthly payroll payments. It was supported by MI5 senior staff because it left money over for parties. The program lasted for years before it was shutdown.

  • Call for information: MI6 “Antagonist”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, an alleged MI6 “Antagonist”, suspected of looking for its Agents living here, and working overseas, has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    MI6 “Antagonist”

    It’s believed he’s motivated by lust for power. It’s said by Intelligence officials to be an undiagnosed type of psychosis.

    Any information relating to this individual must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • There’s time for free speech, not a speech

    The hyperbolic feelings and apocalyptic sentiments of ordinary people makes good fodder for extremists in the UK. There are more of them in neighbourhoods than in mosques, for example, according to MI5.

    MI5 DG speaking in 2024

    The penchant for speeches is not a healthy pastime in these circumstances, then. The rhetoric is not informative. The rising tides of imagery is not conducive for real action, or behaviour. For results, it’s free speech.

  • Exposed: MI5 “HR” plot

    In an exclusive story for Conservative News Site, a “Fake” MI5 Agent engaged in self-motivated sabotage events has been seen.

    He’s believed to stay in Reading, but has also been seen in other parts of the UK. His short-term visits are also a part of his activity.

    “Fake” MI5 Agent

    It’s alleged he manipulates HR data, particularly on gender issues, knowing how information is used by MI5’s UK-wide office network.

    Despite intense trade union lobbying on this matter, it’s believed to have continued, and is said to have started over ten years ago.

  • Caught: GCHQ “Defector”

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a GCHQ contractor believed to be in the early stages of defecting to Brazil has been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect

    It’s believed she was planning to steal money from young people, on the premise of it being passed on to Brazilian crime gangs.

  • What Russia does to us

    Russia is not a friendly state. Its contact is with its worst criminals. It only negotiates with cartels, kingpins, terrorists, and other unsavoury characters. This makes it a bent, corrupt, riddled country with little justice or political legitimacy.

    In our case, its extreme behaviour is hostile to our needs, or aims. There are frequent encounters with its operatives here. They’re a part of a complex network. They abuse, agitate, and sabotage in huge numbers.

    An illustration of Russian spying

    Their technique and tactics are unsettling. Most of it has to do with how we think and feel in ourselves. It affects our decisions. It may change the path of our lives if we choose to let it. It’s possible to resist.

    The intelligence services are at work tirelessly to make sure it’s dealt with properly. Some people have to cope. Until it’s resolved, the fight is there to stay strong. Our loyalty is the strongest feeling we’ve got.

  • Exclusive: MI5’s HR dispute

    MI5 is seen as an important organisation for some to work for in different parts of the UK. It fits into lore as a basic intelligence force for a domestic response to illegal activity. It’s a romantic appeal for an essentially military type of exercise. The look of it makes it an attractive job prospect.

    However, it’s been in disarray. The fact is military departments in the UK are extremely poorly organised. The fact every branch of the British Army suffers from endemic miscommunication bodes ill for the one that deals with it. It’s now the experience of countless generations of Agents before.

    The controversy is unresolved. It continues. There’s a sadistic level of apathy in the Army about it. The MOD doesn’t care, according to one source I spoke to. In fact, Agents are routinely harassed such as facing arrest, interrogation, and physical harm at random. It’s behaviour of a broken state.

    The goings on have been known about now for years. The secrecy MI5 enjoyed in its work has largely gone. Now, it fights to ensure the future of the dignity of its office. The perpetrator’s to blame are now followed. A few have been successfully imprisoned. Its ultimatum is already nearly here.