Intelligence

  • Caught: MI5 “antagonist”

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an antagonist who targeted Thames House, MI5’s headquarters in London, has been seen today.

    He’s accused of loitering outside the building, and plotting unlawful access to its interior. He’s also alleged to have made repeated attempts to contact MI5 staff.

  • The duties of our intelligence services

    Our intelligence services – principally comprised of MI5 and SIS (MI6) – are under constant pressure. They face it domestically and overseas, by hostile actors here and in other states.

    The rudimentariness of the roles of those engaged in these particular services mean that threats are met on a regular basis like the essential military bodies we also have.

    Their work, however, is intelligence-based, as the names suggest. It isn’t active engagement on a battlefield, but along the lines of ordinary life. The tasks are mental, and demand a lot.

    The adverse reactions of people here and around the world to our existence, achievements, and promise are stark. However, our experiences and learning give us the advantage.

  • World Exclusive: “Area 51” director

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an “Aerial” director of “Area 51” can now be exposed for the first time.

    His role is to give a prognosis of a country’s primary issues, such as mental health or wellbeing, and to sell innovative solutions.

  • Call for information: “Language Book” duo

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, two spying contractors have been spotted at a railway station in the UK.

    They’re suspected of seeking to manipulate language, press, and social media to extort money.

    They’re also alleged to manipulate people into soft porn, in an attempt to extort money as an act of fraud.

    Any information relating to these individuals must be passed to a relevant public body. It will be used to build an accurate case, if one exists.

  • Long Report: A state’s long decline

    The way of finding out what the real problem is can be long and winding. It also takes many twists and turns in its plot line to tell the story. The situation one agent found himself in was just such a situation. However, it had to do with a more difficult task than usual.

    The target of investigation was the UK government, a behemoth of an institution that has grown and grown in recent times. Its many millions of staff, interested parties, and stakeholders rightly stretch across the country, yet its problems also tend to do so, too.

    Credibility decline

    Due to crisis after crisis amongst inexperienced MP’s, civil servants hidden away from public view, and a lot of other strange and unknown characters moving in and out of government circles, a more intrusive form of research was needed to establish what was going on.

    An intelligence officer was sent to look into the matter. In the years that followed he was thrown into a trial of perseverance and hard work that led to disillusionment with corrupt, liberal business figures who also intervened and created a huge deal of confusion.

    These aforementioned characters used their friends and allies as armour bearers. In the sense of using them to rough people up and intimidate people to make sure they got what they wanted. The reason they did this is that their goals were unrelated to their work.

    Cold sets in

    The officer was unpaid for 20 years, even though he was a key intelligence worker. There were departments of state that refused to pay, and dishonest employees tried to draw it. There were payments stopped, ended, and prosecutions attempted to take more.

    He was harassed by state-backed media, government employees, and scrounging royalty who embarrassed us in front of overseas dignitaries in their open attempt to denigrate him. It became clear they have a policy of denying dignity, human rights, and integrity.

    It wasn’t helped by a feeling of misguided political bearing by senior royal figures, whose untimely interventions meant that important work was put aside to deal with later on. It meant that some missions were nearly missed, and facts were nearly overlooked.

    Headless chickens

    There were also complications due to bankrupt policies of the nations only formalised religious group, the Church of England. Their worded attempts at changing the direction and form of government also meant people were distracted from key work.

    In this situation, too much emphasis is put on personal position. It means overreach is a more frequent problem than people imagine. It means personalities gain importance and contributions to discussions are diminished as a result. It distorts ethics overall.

    The officer witnessed a decline into irrelevance. There were erroneous acts carried out by senior government staff, and a lack of preparedness became clear across all government functions. In some, a legacy of unpaid bills built up in staffed government buildings.

    Turning soil

    A tendency in newer governments is to overshoot an actual position, to make assertions that are unscientific in the sense of political science, and to run very muddled payroll departments. It’s the outcome of a misguided, can-do mentality which neglects reality.

    The intelligence officer reported a core problem was a belief in unlimited potential. He was also targeted as a way to do and get more. He heard people reasoning they just needed to have the power to do more even though they already had work to do.

    Maybe it was just boring for them to begin with, but the agent was struggling hugely and didn’t have the power to improve their productivity anyway. It was also apparent that volunteers brought in to help began to make the same mistakes as they did, too.

    Ending well

    The agent looked for help, but members of the public close to the action also failed in their basic civic duties. He found they didn’t want to handle other people’s problems, and they attempted to tame, reason with, or put off those that asked for help.

    In his attempt to keep morale, and to achieve the mission, the agent carried on and followed through with every duty he got. He also ignored not getting paid. The situation was brought under control, and order was restored into the state of things.

  • Exclusive: Reading agitator

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, the principal agitator against the town of Reading, Berkshire has been spotted.

    He’s alleged to be a “Spy Master”, meaning he spies on behalf of multiple countries, and reports directly to powerful leaders.

  • Caught: Spy dropout

    In a previous post, a spy formerly associated with her country of birth was pictured alongside an associate.

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, the female suspect was seen today loitering on Westminster Bridge, in central London.

    She’s alleged to take part in countersurveillance activities, sabotage, and spying for private clients. It’s important it’s sussed out.

  • Caught: MI5 antagonist

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an antagonist who disrupted some of MI5’s earliest operations has been spotted in Westminster.

    As reported by this site, the suspect is alleged to have recruited others into his ideological perspectives, and executed his own plans.

  • Exclusive: MI5 troublemaker

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a troublemaker for the intelligence services has been seen in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s suspected of harassing, confusing, and seeking to harm intelligence officers in the field. His exact identity is unknown.

  • Caught: Russian handler

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a Russian criminal handler has been spotted in London.

    The suspect is alleged to be a contact for Russians here, and in Europe, who are acting in clandestine ways.

  • Caught: Spy dropouts

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a pair of ex-spies can be revealed as having been active in London. The two are known by their efforts and up until now have not been formally identified.

    They are guilty of running Bonnie-and-Clyde type efforts against civilians in London. They’re also accused of running high tech operations to conduct clandestine research against us.

    In previous years they worked as spies at a high level, but both dropped out of their respective duties. They soon took to trying to disrupt high level meetings, candidacies for election, and public buildings here.

    The male suspect worked for a country foreign to his place of birth and the female suspect for a spy agency in her country of birth before both falling out of their respective lines of work and joining together.

  • Defector caught

    In a stunning capture for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a contractor previously working for the UK state has been caught driving through London.

    He’s alleged to have defected to Russian assets some years ago with a view to attacking our assets based in the UK.

  • Exclusive: Spy team

    She was called “Surrogate” by those who knew her. They were few but this group had big plans for their future of spying in the UK. Their sights were set above the basic level of surveillance, espionage, and data with security analysis. They wanted to run spying itself, they said.

    The start of an infiltration of their extremely close knit circle began in Oxford some years back. It’s a city that has gone down as a location for many controversies of late. There have been arguments, debates, and entire fallings out over major issues of policy in the UK.

    This was a more sinister attempt to take hold of the most elite form of intelligence, that being spy networks, and to turn it to personal and commercial advantage. They are clandestine operations that work so technically and are managed so well they’re rarely broken into.

    This plan was slightly different, but it was enough to make it possible. Their tactic had been to step out of a normal line of work and to progress their plot in stages, over time. They had surmised it would be enough.

    It was a clever plan built around time and not circumstance, as it were. It entailed a lot of betrayal, deception, and focused planning to set it up in the first place. In the end, they failed to achieve it and two key suspects were seen on location and the plot was foiled.

  • Exclusive: MI5 dropout caught

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, an MI5 spy previously stationed at Dover to observe unfolding events on the English Channel and to protect our coastline has now been located in London.

    He was suspected initially due to extensive discrepancies in his work, including refusing to inform key members in the agency, attempting to prosper the work of traffickers, and attempts to destroy evidence.