MI6

  • MI6 is our name in the game

    MI6 – or SIS to some people – is the name of our remit in the international world of spying, espionage, and Intelligence gathering. In fact, these are just some of the words or terms used to describe what it is, but they’re popular and so it makes sense to use them.

    The actual body or office that is MI6 (SIS) has a lot of functions, and a lot to do in world affairs. It may be AI now or some other technology later, or healthcare and its uncertain status, or military funding and how it works. Whatever it is, its staff is supposed to be particularly good at making sure we’re safe whatever the future is like.

    Blaise Metreweli (DG) as the head of MI6 – or SIS – speaking in Vauxhall Cross, in London, on Monday.

    The speech by its newest head on Monday, Blaise Metreweli, was a succinct explanation of how it stands at the present moment. It’s a developing situation on all fronts according to insiders, but what they can say is where they’ve got an upper hand on our behalf.

    The rest is always a work in progress, and it shows on the faces of its representatives that meet people to account for it from time to time. It’s worth having, and its usefulness is put into our main institutions daily, as well as into our main innovations as a State over time.

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  • MI6 failed us on Dover

    MI6 – or SIS, to some people – is a body that purports to handle Intelligence gathering but also spying overseas. It’s a highly technical and specialised type of role to have, if you’ve got one.

    The trouble is, MI6 has been in dire straits since its move to Vauxhall Cross, a building in London that’s specially built for it.

    It’s alleged Civil Servants didn’t plan properly or appropriately for the new construction. Although the building is safe and sound for people inside, city planners weren’t given the correct information about it.

    It led to huge upsets that have continued to this day. It’s believed some Civil Servants continue to stress the situation but have failed to wholly scupper or sabotage the installation of its uses.

    However, it’s not just a story of Civil Servants in Whitehall. It’s also about MI6 staff themselves not providing the right information at the right time, or briefings to the right people at the right moments.

    This has continued to this day, too, and it’s led to failures like the Dover Crossings, which MI6 is in part responsible for.

    It’s not been possible to get a response from the Foreign, Commonwealth, and Development Office, but this isn’t unusual. They usually don’t respond to requests for comment from anyone.

    It’s supposed to be a partner for the Intelligence services overseas, but it’s also known to be unhelpful. In fact, it’s been known to be “totally useless”, according to MI6 staff that can’t be named right now.

  • Caught: MI6 plotter

    In a stunning exclusive for Conservative News Site, an alleged MI6 plotter who planned to “steal” the job of Blaise Metreweli, its Director General, has been spotted in central London, near to Covent Garden.

    A suspect alleged of suspicious interference in Intelligence matters, seen here in London.

    She’s alleged to have worked with German Intelligence, having been setup by one of its newest units in the country.

    It’s alleged Germany is attempting to establish spy rings in Europe, to counter threats it sees in other parts of the world.

  • Caught: MI6 antagonists

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, two suspects in alleged cases of antagonism against MI6 staff have now been spotted.

    Two suspects alleged of criminal harassment and intimidation of MI6 staff.

    They’re said to have launched extensive campaigns of harassment against all staff, including junior and senior Operatives.

  • Exclusive: MI6 infiltrator activist

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, a key member of a group of Labour activists seeking to infiltrate MI6 in London has now been spotted in Reading, Berkshire.

    A suspect alleged of infiltration of an Intelligence body in the UK.

    She’s alleged to have worked with its new head, Blaise Metreweli, as well as other insiders.

    Undercurrents

    It’s believed Labour activists have tried to infiltrate the spying ranks of the UK’s only acknowledged overseas Intelligence body.

    They’ve sought to take ownership of portions of its Accounts teams and some Departments to run operations of their own.

    This is to make sure it’s more aligned to socialist causes and values. According to insiders, it’s led to severe security risks such as shortages of available personnel.

  • Exclusive: MI6’s “HECTEX” head

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, the new head of MI6 – nicknamed “C” – is accused of being a former member of a pro-Russian group named “HECTEX”. It potentially exposes the head of the UK’s only acknowledged overseas intelligence body to sympathies to the closed state.

    The group is alleged to have been involved in targeting UK-based mobile phone companies. It’s alleged to have resulted in huge losses for some firms involved in telecommunications and contract law.

  • Exclusive: MI6 sideline new head

    In an exclusive for Conservative News Site, the incoming head of MI6 has already been sidelined by senior staff.

    It’s due to the results of serious background checks, and a review of her criminal past.

    It’s an embarrassment for the UK’s only acknowledged overseas Intelligence and Security unit.

    It’s not yet clear why an unsuitable candidate made it so close to such an important position.