Royalty

  • Caught: Royal harasser

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a royal harasser known to have targeted King Charles has been sighted in central London.

    The man is suspected of having sought to sabotage activities of the King, with former targets being state visits and regional events.

  • Royal figures in our past

    In our Royal history, the preeminent figures have always been monarchs. It changes if there’s an accession, but not otherwise. It makes for a vibrant if controversial type of rule.

    The way of it is clear, and it’s kept simple. Our whole constitution is built around it, and we have our place and function because of it. The past is our present, and our future.

  • King to visit Australia

    His Majesty the King is due to visit Australia with Queen Camilla next Friday. The full week of activities includes a high level meeting in the King’s new role as Head of the Commonwealth.

  • Royal sex scandal

    In another exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, it appears royal Princess Catherine has taken on another lover.

    She’s thought to be a third lover of the Princess following two others formerly exposed here.

  • Harry, the jet-setter

    Prince Harry has been in and out of the UK. He’s attended a funeral, visited a charity, and continued his legal case. It’s nice to think the Prince can be more mobile, considering his quick exit and security troubles.

    All told he’s still alive (phew), and all being well he’ll make it through another year. He’s a canny lad with an eye for opportunities as well as mischief. A few bad headlines may remedy any good press.

  • World exclusive: Royal abductor

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a suspect in the alleged plot to kidnap Princess Charlotte has been seen.

    The suspect was spotted in a car on a road in Berkshire. It’s also the same place alleged to be implicated in the plot on the young royal.

  • Royal escort scandal

    In a world exclusive, ConservativeNewsSite.com reveals an escort scandal at the heart of English royalty.

    Prince Harry’s wife, Meghan Markle, was sighted today making contact with a representative for a London escort service.

    It’s believed she began working for the service before she met Prince Harry, and suggests their marital union is fraudulent.

  • Exclusive: Royal thief

    In an exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, a royal thief has been located in Reading, Berkshire.

    He’s suspected of having sights on Windsor Castle, before scouting the King’s private estate.

  • The way we do things

    The UK isn’t a warm family but it has its ways of organising things around standard forms and practices. The key example is the Royal Family so-called, called so by its members.

    It’s a monarchy proper but it’s more familiar with the public than others may be. They visit, they coordinate, and they deliberate with public figures and our heads of state.

    There are other figures and representatives including MP’s who give us shape, and direct us in our national way of life. These are people we elect to make laws for us.

    In a way we’re the sum of our parts too, but it takes a long time to get anywhere. It’s because we disagree. We have disputes with each other but it’s the way of our democracy.

  • Royal popularity stakes

    The popularity of the monarchy is often under review by the nation’s pundits and naysayer’s in writing. It seems less apt to do it nearer to official occasions but more so in-between.

    In line with this privilege perhaps a review is now necessary.

    According to a poll by YouGov conducted earlier in January, the results are a mixed bag. In general, 70% of Tories and 52% of Lib Dems prefer a monarchy over an elected head of state. In contrast Labour voters tend to think the opposite with 47% preferring a head of state.

    The fact there is now a Labour government makes this precarious.

    In the “don’t know” category there is equally less to worry about for Tory and Lib Dem voters because 14% are not sure. However, the Labour camp have a sizeable 24% who can’t decided either way.

    In total, 71% of Labour voters see the monarchy as an uncertain thing.

  • Exclusive: Royal Screw

    In an exclusive to ConservativeNewsSite.com, it can be revealed a suspected “Royal Screw” has been spotted in central London.

    The suspect is alleged to engage in fraudulent activities against monarchies across the world, choosing at will those whom he targets

  • World exclusive: Royal kidnapper

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, it can be reported a royal kidnapper has been located.

    The suspect is alleged to have taken Princess Charlotte, a junior member of the Royal Family, on a number of occasions.

  • World exclusive: Aide to royalty

    In a world exclusive for ConservativeNewsSite.com, it can be revealed an aide to UK royalty has been spotted. These staff are particularly difficult to contact. They also prove evasive for members of the press.

    The person caught on camera is the closest aide to Princess Catherine, recently exposed by ConservativeNewsSite.com as involved in lesbian affairs with two other women.